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Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer
sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.

He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"

So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.

Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies -- two in the front seat and three in the
back - eyes wide and white as ghosts.


The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the
speed limit!    What seems to be the problem?"


"Ma'am," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than
the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."

"Slower than the speed limit?" she asked.

No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly... Twenty-Two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly.

The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number,
not the speed limit.


A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.

"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car ok?

These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time."
the officer asks.


"Oh, they'll be alright in a minute officer.   We just got off Route 119.".  

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After all the years and money spent scientists still cannot fully explain why some of us smell food and put on weight while others can eat the army's food cache and not put on an ounce, it took and ordinary citizen to come up with a very plausible answer.
 
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
 
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
 
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
 
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
 
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausage and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
 
 
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